Who wants to give me money?

On one hand I feel I should be restrained and sensible otherwise they may back down...but on the other...

Summary (of an already short article):

The Australian Vice-Chancellors' Committee is demanding immediate action from the Federal Government, after releasing its its latest report on student finances [which showed] that increasing numbers of students are struggling financially and neglecting their studies.

The vice-chancellors want the Federal Government to provide more scholarships and look at raising student allowances.

I hate when they don't apply to me.